What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 08:02

Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?
-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Are female judges more lenient than male ones?
You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?